If your reading this from another state and we don't know each other, yes I live Las Vegas, No I do not party. Don't get me wrong before I had kids, it was on like Donkey Kong! Partyin, drinkin, and yes even a little smoking was done. Yes I was a little bit of H0e at one point, but really who wasn't. I love to dance. Even think I did it for money once or twice. Why lie. I was young and yes stupid. Hopefully the people who read this don't judge, well really judge me, I don't care.
Anyways...Yes I have a boys name, Johnnie or well now I go by JohnnieAnne. I just added my middle name to my first name. I was tired of all the mail that Mr Johnnie Streight. It just got old.
I was born June 5, 1986. I will not put my age, do the math. I am married to a pretty awesome dude, Jason. We got married by good ol' Elvis and it was GREAT!
We have one little dude Parker Vincent (name after Peter Parker, Spiderman and I can not remember how Jason came up witht he middle name) and yes another little brat on the way. Why lie their all brats. Were naming this one Pepper Abigail. I let my husband come up with the first name. If you know your Marvel comics then you know whats up.
Oh yes I have to mention the little bastards I grew up with. I have two brothers Mack and Frank (Frankie) and yes one bitchy sister, Stevie.
Mack is 18 months younger then me and Frankie and Stevie are 5 years younger then me.
My mom and dad were nuts as we can tell from the names they chose to give to their children. I won't even get into middle names.
Mack is a nut job! He is...well a great guy. He has dated some crazies. Well one! :) He would do anything for you. Well actually he would never share his food though. Great guy though, helped me get through some tough times by telling me to shut the fuck up and get over it. And yes he barks at my kid like a dog or sometimes even howls at him like wolf. Told you...Nut job!
Frankie, well I won't lie he's chillin in jail right now. The kid has made some mistakes and this is what needed to happen. I'm hoping now he has learned his lesson and will grow up when he gets out, but really who knows. The kid is awesome. He's helped me out alot. He's pretty awesome with Parker and likes to watch movies with me when Jason is gone. And he cleans!
Stevie well...she's her own speices. I love her, but sometimes she can be a bitch. Its honestly boring. She has a crap of a boyfriend who doesn't help her at all. She has a pretty good job and goes to school full time which impresses me because I thought she would just mooch off of Mack her awhole life. But no she tries. She has some pretty awesome friends also. Who well I LOVE like their my own.
I am very patriotic. I will stand up for this Crap of a country. My husband is in the National Guard and as much shit as his unit has put our family through we still love them all! I have made the greatest friends because of what my husband chose to do. Yes he wll be deploying soon. Yes I will blog about it the whole time!
I am a Stay at home mom. Theres nothing greater then knowing you taught your kid where his eyes are or even how to say EYE. I honestly never thought I would have kids. I thought I would live at home with my mom forever and one day become a head chef somewhere, but yes God had other plans. I used to go out every night get smashed go home and then well do all over again the next night. I went to school at one time, but then gave it all up to have a family. I wouldn't change it for anything.
I'm not a big believer in religion, even though yes I did go too a private Catholic school my whole life. I do believe that God is here, not sure where , but when I figure it out I will def. Blog about it.
God and I have had our spats in the past. I gave up fighting with the bug guy about a year ago. He took my mom and I knew it was the right thing for him to do. Now I know she will never have to worry again or well I won't have to worry anymore either. I feel like there is some weird plan for us all. Couldn't tell you what it is or how to find it but yeah there is one.
I live my life by the Serenity Prayer. My dad taught me that. He taught me to be kind but forgot to teach me how to stand for myself, but thats okay because yes I taught myself how to be a bitch and stand my ground. For alot of people who have known me my whole life, I will lay my life down for my family and take a bullet for my kids and husband. I will give you anything you need if I have it. I love my brothers and sister like their my own. Sad to say it, but I would do anything for them even though their all adults and should be able to take care of themselves.
My husband is my best friend, nothing will ever change that. The guy knows everything about me. My kids are my world. Parker can't even speak! Well I take that back he can speak but its like Gibberish! Its his own little language that my husband and I now understand. I am so damn excited to have a little girl! I can't wait to share my girliness with another little girl. My son Parker is my Little Bear! I still hold him like a baby and rub his back when he cries. Most likly when he's 16 I'll still be doing the same shit. But most likly I'll be rubbing his back while he pukes from getting drunk for the first time.
I want my kids to know what love is and to never think I never loved them or didn't do enough. I never had some awesome rold model in my life so yes I fucked up along the way, but now I know what I want to teach them. For alot of people having kids is so far out for them and thats great! Take your time. Alot of people are selfish bastards and shouldn't have kids. Not be mean but I have aton of friends who should not have kids, but its not my place to tell them you suck.
Yes I am a clean freak and like things in order. I clean constantly even though I should be relaxing. Growing up our house was always a mess and it was soooo NASTY! We have a cat and thats it. I will not own a dog til we buy our own place and my husband trains it to shit outside. People think I'm weird because of the way that I am but its not weirdness, its me being unique or as my husband would say Special :)
I am part of some crazy group called the FRG. For all who do not knoq military acronyms, its stands for Family Readiness Group. Yes its cool , No its not fun (just kidding). I am the secretary and actually love taking the notes for the meetings. In retrospect, its a group of women who say they want to do something for everyone but really they just want something to bitch to their husbands about. Why lie?! I love the ladies that are in the group. I think they get me, but most likly they don't, because half the time I don't even get me.
I do cook. Love it!
I don't cook crazy gourmet meals. I cook wholesome family yummy meals!
I'm pretty sure Jason loves the fact I know how to cook even though my mom sucks at it. I have to thank my ex boyfriends mom Sherry for teaching me how to be a lady and well a good wife. My Aunti Kay also. She taught there was more in the mall other then jeans. I swear she was the first person to buy me my first pair of nice dress pants. Oh yes I need to mention my crazy blonde cousin Mendi. She is well pretty awesome. She's usually stuck in her own world, but who isn't half the time. The girl has been through hell and back with men but she's still out there trying to find "The One" as I call it. I tell her just to get out there and have sex but she apparently wants to get married to have sex! :)
Ahhh yes Sex. Greatest thing ever. I will mention it in my blogs. Sex is great. Sex is what brought me my children. Yes my husband and I love to have sex. :) Hopefully he doesn't read this and get all weird and make me change it.
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